For anyone who has travelled to Japan, this site is too funny: Engrish.com
Try and guess what this description is for:
Natural material: Its color and texture make a room of peace... Its warmth and gentleness relieve one's mind... Its simplicity and naivete never lose one's interest... Our lives and culture were made from and were developed by natural materials. In busy, everyday life, people of today have less chance to touch nature. Flower, nuts, ocean, twig, rock, leaf, wind, sky, sand, tree, water, river, forest, soil, plant and the Earth... The blessings of nature are the blessings of people. Take a pause, have a rest. Then, look back yourself and reconsider your life.Yeah, that is how I would describe my Toilet Seat Cover.