Saturday, July 08, 2006

Gaylords and Ass Clowns

I highly recommend Urban Dictionary for looking up phrases that you have heard but don't really know what they mean.

I was listening to Dane Cook's hilarious bit The Chicken Sangwich the Heckler and the Kabbash the other day and in it he calls someone a gaylord. Now, as a kid I often heard this phrase bandied about but I never really knew what it meant. Thanks to Urban Dictionary, I now have a proper definition:

The ultimate which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays.

A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.

Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunately it is slowly being brought back into everyday use.

Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!

Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.

Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
Another term I heard floating around was ass clown. This could be my all time favorite definition of any word:
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

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