Can You Hear Me Now?

Photograph of a man with a cellphone, um, where the sun don't shine.

Oh, I can't tell you how many times I have dreamed of doing that to some fool who is obnoxiously talking on his phone. But, it turns out that this was not done by an irate bystander. Beyond belief, this was actually done by the individual himself.

Cellular telephones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday.

Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the prison known as Zacatras, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. Authorities also found nine cell phone chips and one charger.

Yet another way being a gangster isn't as glamorous in real life as it is on TV.

via My Way